Monday, August 10, 2009

Back to the drawing board...

This may officially be my most inappropriate blog post, but here goes. So, I'm driving home from Missouri and thinking about what I would title my book. Keep in mind, this book is not written. You know, just in case anyone was about to storm Barnes and Noble for a copy of it, or invite me to do a book signing or present my book to their book club. I'm not even sure what I want to write about. I have no specific areas of expertise (other than online shopping) nor do I have any information that other people really want or need. But I do think I am humorous. Humor has worked for other people, so why not me?

As I cruise along 70 East, it hits me. And even as I thought of what to title my book, I knew it would never fly, as I could never shame my daughters in such a way. But at the same time, I knew that my title should be catchy.

Now, Tori Spelling was able to capitalize on her name, and came up with So NoTORIous. I'm pretty sure no one wants to read about me sKATE-ing through my life. Which means I still need a catchy title.

Which leads me to.... Around the World in 80 Lays. Admit it, it's catchy. Now, here are some problems with this title.

1) I just got my passport a few months ago, and have not been around the world.

2) I've only left the US to go to Canada and Mexico. Mexico was with my very protective parents, Canada has been either trips with girlfriends or my husband. Enough said there.

3) When I told my husband my grand idea, one eyebrow went up, one stayed down.

4) The title is taken. Someone beat me to it.

I knew if I could commiserate with anyone, it would be aspiring author Belette. You know what? She was kind enough to provide me with a few alternatives.

1) Around the world with Frito Lay- Now, this I like. I could totally see myself on a road trip in a car filled with all sorts of chips. Maybe Ponch could come along.

2) Around the world with 18 Daves. - Man, I was already married to one Dave. Not sure how I would get along with 18 of them, especially as the first one and I had trouble getting along in the states of Ohio and Indiana let alone the world.

3) Around the world with 80 gays- This one is my favorite. Now I just need to organize a sign up sheet and find my cast and crewmates.


Kimberly said...

I totally want to read Around the World in 80 Lays! If you do decide to go with the Daves thing you can borrow mine - he behaves most of the time!

presious said...

Too bad it was taken, but I really like "sKATEing around the world". I think it's not only cute, but it's catchy.

Polly said...

Im all for 80 gays - i think that would make some fabulous reading.

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