Jon Gruden- You're Hired!

An open letter to Jon Gruden:

Dear Jon,

So sorry to hear about the Bucs. The good news is that I am more than happy to hire you as my Manny. The pay not be so great, but hopefully you managed your pay from the NFL well. We refinished our basement a few years ago, and you are more than welcome to live in it. If the basement does not suit your needs, I will speak to my husband about sleeping in it and we can move you upstairs with the rest of the rest of the (me) family.

Please contact me directly to finalize this agreement.

XOX-

KT