Tuesday, December 23, 2008

'Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the night before Christmas
UPS is at the door
Bringing me boxes
Please Santa
More More More!!!

From Banana Republic, J Crew and more
I love it when retailers have an online store!
The sales are amazing
Great deals galore
Again Santa please
More More More

You think I'd have enough
Of great stuff for me
But all of this stuff just fills me with glee

Brian shakes his head
And often wonders why
I know he is pissed when he gives a big sigh

I've cut back this year
I really have
Even unsubscribed from mailing lists
Which makes me feel sad

But I can do it
Soldier on I will
The economy sucks
Retailers are trying to maintain goodwill

So enjoy the holidays
Shop if you will
I hope you get free shipping
And a heck of a deal!



Leslie said...

Hysterical!!! Im just as bad--and get this--Ann Taylor Loft started their post-Christmas sale TODAY!

Mrs. Newlywed said...

THIS is hilarious.

Leigh said...

I love your poem. It is very cute and catchy.

Kimberly said...

OMG, KT - you are marvelous! This cracked me up. In fact, I emailed it to a couple of friends who I knew could totally relate!

La Belette Rouge said...

I LOVE it!!! Very nice. It really gets to the real meaning of Christmas!! Hope Santa,nay, UPS brings you lots of good stuff.xoxo

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